I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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