I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize