The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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