is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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