It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
NoShamevember. You game?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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