either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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