I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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