Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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