people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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