this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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