What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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