I don't think brook has ever known best
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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