So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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