just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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