How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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