at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just want to make out with him forever
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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