shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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