David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You were trust falling into bushes
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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