Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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