Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He did a backflip because drugs
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