You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
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She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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