shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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