someone owes me an orgasm
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Im part way to drunk.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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