were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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