We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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