I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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