Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.