she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
What's dad's email?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church