Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.