remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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