we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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