He is such a slut. More and more my type.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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