Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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