just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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