Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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