We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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