just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Randomize
