BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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