guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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