I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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