There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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