My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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