Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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