I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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