That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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