I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
