; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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