Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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