: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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