can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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