Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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