Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You need Xanax blowdarts
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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