I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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