Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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