How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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