yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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