What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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