Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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